Oh no, the worst news in the world ever!

18 November 2007

It seems that prudish Jessica Alba has dashed the hopes of thousands of guys with her determination never to strip off on camera.

"I will never do a nude scene in a movie — not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can't go naked," said Jessica, citing her strict Catholic upbringing as the main reason for her decision. She doesn't mind posing as a complete slut though (see the photo on the left) apparently God reckons that's ok.

One almost hopes her career goes into freefall and the only roles she is offered involve nudity - that'll learn her!

Jessica's see thru dress reveals cute panties

24 September 2007

I've never seen a dress that's completely see through at the back, but Jessica Alba's is and the sight it shows is most welcome.

For beneath is her shapely ass clad only in a tight pair of little white panties that cling to the curves of her supple butt cheeks.

It's an ass so delicious looking I just wanna bite into it...