I've lost count of the times we've seen Paris in the nude. None of them have been from movie sex scene clips, which is the most common way we see our favorite celebs naked. Mostly we are treated to nipple slips and upskirts from the airhead bimbo which the paparazzi lap up and find their way onto sites like these (check out the galleries above to see most of them).

Then of course there was her xxx video One Night in Paris (aka the hotel heiress sex tape) which was leaked onto the net and shows her fucking Rick Salomon (you can watch it here). It's a hardcore porn dvd really, so in fact we've ended up seeing much more of her than if she were merely an actress who disrobes a lot.

Paris discovers her true vocation

20 November 2007

Here's a photo of shy girl Paris Hilton pole dancing on a recent night out clubbing.

Two thoughts strike me — 1) My God, does she have to be the centre of attention every fucking time?! What an attention-seeking waste of space she is.

And 2) If she hadn't been so lucky as to be born with a multi-million dollar inheritance, what would this talentless skank have done to earn a living?

Ah, I think I know the answer now...

The luckiest teddy bear in the world

13 September 2007

This picture of Paris Hilton is from a recent photoshoot done for GQ Germany and shows her nipple peeking out from behind that teddy.

It would seem she is famous enough even in Germany to be chosen as a cover girl. Is there any country anywhere in the world that hasn't heard of and/or worships Paris?

It's amazing what a lack of scruples, a willingness to flash your pussy and the desire to see yourself having sex on the internet can achieve.